The end of the world as we know it, aka bath day

Today is a sad day. Bath day. I would try to escape but by the time I’m scooped up and hustled unceremoniously into the bathtub it’s too late. The door is closed and I’m trapped. So I tolerate it. Or I act like I do. Finally I am liberated! I shake off on everything possible Continue Reading →

I am Lexi, the Huntress

I was born to hunt through rough terrain. Someone is unaware of this. And created dog booties. Even the name offends me. I have perfectly good paws. Nevertheless, the booties were strapped to my paws. So I awkwardly slow stomped. Then I threw myself on my side in protest. The offending booties were removed and Continue Reading →