I am Lexi, the Huntress

I was born to hunt through rough terrain. Someone is unaware of this. And created dog booties. Even the name offends me. I have perfectly good paws. Nevertheless, the booties were strapped to my paws. So I awkwardly slow stomped. Then I threw myself on my side in protest. The offending booties were removed and I haven’t seen them since. Good riddance.

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